• My child: Mom I found this CD in the attic, it looks old. Should I get rid if it?
• Me: What's it called?
• My child: Umm Up All Night by some band called One Direction.
• Me:
• My child:
• Me:
• My child:
• Me: Larry, get Ziam and Lilo. I'm going to tell you a story.

mother-fucking-popsicles-bitch:

BETS VIDEO EVER

• me: does 5 situps
• me: where are my abs

illdancemyselfup:

Cockiness- Mos Wanted Crew

jensaywahh:

lisaanguyeenn:

vuitos:

xbbyphaaat:

camnguyenxo:

How To Blow Up An Egg

ohmygod. LOL

Why am I laughing? 

Omfg

omg that was so stupid … but funny.

LOLOLOLOL

my-crazy-changing-life:

What Makes You Beautiful- Napolean Dynamite

it matches up too… lol